What do you get?
What do you get when five women get together to chat? One wild conversation. Where have our minds gone? And you men think that only you are the ones that talk about sex so much. Well, we women seem to squeeze it in here and there. But not normally at the office. WHAT? Yup, somehow back by my office where not many others in the office frequent, we got on the conversation of sex, going to the adult store and purchasing toys, someone likes to watch videos. Oh, yeah and my boss (no not that new manager) strongly suggests purchasing “the silver bullet.” MMMM wonder what her favorite toy is. Yikes! That is not something I really want to know about the women I work with. How the hell did we get on that conversation? Some one must have been horny or something. Gees and I am sure my hubby wished it were me; but I did not have anything to do with the topic of choice today. Oh wait, it gets better. We had dirty office talk last week too. What! Oh my gosh! We are just sad aren’t we?? Anyhoo…I’m sure it is not the last time. We are not innocent anymore…
Proud of my son I am…
This past weekend was a very exhausting three days. Friday, my son and I left for a weekend road trip. We left the house at 10:00am and didn’t arrive to our destination until about 6:30pm. Yes, very long day. My son did very well. The secret: One nap on the road (2 hours down), lunch break (45 mins down), one video iPod with Happy Feet, Cars, and Arthur and the Invisibles (almost 2 hours down), two dozen books (45 mins down), that annoying ABC CD that I know ALL the words to (45 mins down), that rest area (45 mins down) and lastly another nap (1 hour down). We made it.
Oh wait there is more…Saturday was an hour and fifteen minute drive to the bridal shower we drove up for. Three hours at the bridal shower. Now how do you keep a 2 1/2 year old busy at a bridal shower? Well I did it and everyone commented on how well behaved he was. Then after the shower another 4 hour drive to my friends house. Thankfully food, the iPod and my son falling asleep helped this ride.
Now Sunday, heading home. That was another 5 1/2 hour drive. The same things helped on the way home as they did going up. I do have to say my son ROCKED! I am so proud and happy he did so well. I was truly amazed. I expected the worse. Oh speaking of worse, the worse thing that did happen was the nosebleed he had while I was in the fast lane hauling butt. A quick flick of the hazards while wiping across three lanes of traffic and 25 mins later we were back on the road.
I’m home now and am so exhausted! I need a vacation! That’s this weekend, a mini one though, but a vacation it will be. I can’t wait til I hit that beach!
